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[-] cmhickman358@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago

Hello Potion Seller. I'm going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.

[-] BecomingTheFalcon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Thanks now I have to go watch that video again lol

[-] HeckingShepherd@lemm.ee 41 points 1 year ago

And people want to fuck both

[-] enitoni@beehaw.org 23 points 1 year ago

People want to fuck anything that moves

[-] Johanno@lemmy.fmhy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

And vending machines. I mean objects that don't move

[-] spader312@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago
[-] coolfission@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

and long eyelashes = feminine

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Goddamnit, that explains everything.

My whole life I've been told "your eyelashes are too long and pretty for a man". They were just trying to be helpful.

[-] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Same. I had other women exclaim how jealous they were over my long eyelashes and how they were "going to waste"

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago

The female wolf doesn't have huge boobies, or a bow, or anything pink on it. How am I supposed to tell the difference between these two?!

[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

Just have one of them with a long schlong. Doesn't matter which one.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Why not both?

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Better than making them blue/pink

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