No fucking way. Looked him up and Dick Stroker is real. He looks old as fuck. Fortunately he's young in age so I hope he figures out that going extreme right wing is the wrong path.

This post is going to give me nightmares tho

This is not a real person, you gullible dopes.

Richard Strocher?
Dick Stroker.

Duh.

Also, on top of that, the image they're making fun of was actually doctored to make this fake person look paler, to enable the childish insult.

Holy shit, lmao

You've got to wonder is just being white and wealthy enough to give you that much self-confidence in life even looking like that? Is it really that effective?

What Twilight fans go for

lmao isn't this the guy that said he heard yiddish under his airbnb floor?

Evil Carl Fredricksen

Does he have a browridge? Cro magnon ass skull having mother fucker.

"Wildly successful"? At what? Graduating high school? Or, since probably home schooled, passing the GED.

No shade against the home schooled; quality varies wildly, and indoctrination rates are high. Public school systems can try to indoctrinate you, but the vaccine is your peers.

I recently learned that there are people using AI for their profiles, but now it looks l like let AI "improve" their photo.

this legit made me wheeze

It's the blue tie. It chokes them out like a wood stake in a vampire's heart. He looks like a traffic cone under a blonde turd in a red tie.

if that's what the photographer actually delivered, they did a bad job. Skin tone is one of the easier things to fix in post.

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Wildly Successful

Aw, someone got money from daddy!