Programmer Humor

sit your wife down in front of vim, and make her use it.

It'll make more sense immediately.

If not, divorce.

Deep down, every Vim user just wants one person to tell them that the countless hours they spent leaning to use it weren't a total waste of time.

You might've moved around too quickly. Stick to motion in the home row to start - hjkl. There are several ways to enter insert mode but DO NOT attempt it before she's familiar with the basic motions.

Maybe your wife is either VSCode or Atom gang

:q!

My wife's impressed though, may be a little...

But she's also a programmer.

Have you tried rebooting her?

Have you considered divorce?

I'm sorry, you need to :s/replace/her/ as soon as possible.