Joja is lame, but Pierre is no saint. Reject capitalism, return to monke
Stardew Valley
All things Stardew Valley.
I haven't gotten far enough in my joja run yet to have actually bought the membership (I'm trying to finish a couple of the community bundles) but 1) it's a whole possible path in the game, I have to play it at least once, and 2) autopetters
I love the autopetters, they allow me to get so much more done in a day.
Only for sunflower seeds and on emergency Wednesdays.
Only to get cola for the friendship points for the favour, fuck joja
Because fuck Pierre, that’s why. Asshole claims that everything I sell him he grows himself.
I'm in my first play through, I love the little apple babies in the community center and I'd do anything for them, but frankly, Pierre is my least favorite villager.
There's like 8 employed people in this town, you've got a Walmart two blocks over, and you still make enough money to have a huge house, a shrine, and prime real estate in the main square? My dude, maybe people wouldn't shop elsewhere if you weren't such a chode.