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Pasta (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wtf, did you just cook me a woman's size pasta portion? Do you think I'm getting fat?

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago

No, you aren't fat honey, just impotent.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

BUY A SCALE

Metric is the better system

[–] billgamesh@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

do you manually weigh spaghetti?

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Your mom is the better system

[–] meekah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I just always use 1/3 of a 500g abox per person. Doesn't need to be exact

[–] Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

It's not "I'm so hungry I can eat a small child."

Its "I'm only hungry enough to eat a small child.

According to the scale on the tool, anyways.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Small children are more tender but I often need two before I'm full.

[–] LoveSausage@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This from ye olde tumblr

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"Pasta"