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[–] eeltech@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Nowadays its all about monetization :/

Lemmy is kinda refreshing and reminds me a lot of the early internet/reddit.

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

Feeling sad from the debt you've racked up paying for digital clothes for your avatar in what can barely be described as a 'game'?

Welcome to Better Help, where you can pay us money to rapidly* connect you with a qualified* therapist who definitely won't leak all of your sensitive health information so that online ads can drain you of even more money and mental stability!

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Do you have trouble watching your favourite racist shows without the Imperials eavesdropping on - and occasionally executing - you? You need Nord VPN. Because Skyrim belongs to the Nords!


Internet in Skyrim... Skynet? Interim?

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah me too.

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[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm sorry, I think I annihilated that upvote button so hard I had an integer overflow

Enjoy your technical downvote

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Thats the crux of it all. The a lot of the funniest videos 15+ years ago were just random videos on random accounts. There was no monetary incentive, so a lot accounts were just people who luckily captured something funny and uploaded it. Creative stuff felt authentic too, they were not chasing a trend, they were just trying to show off their original skills. I still love a lot of what we have today, but it is getting buried by trend chasers.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think there will ever be a place like the old web again. Lemmy is better than reddit, but lots of the crap from there is just as common here, stuff that really wasn't as common before. I'm absolutely certain a disturbing amount of people say dumb shit, make spelling mistakes and stuff like that simply to get "interraction".

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 year ago

I can't speak for everyone, but I post more frequently here than I did on reddit because we gotta get those numbers up.

[–] OnlyTakesLs@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 year ago

Just with a lot more communists

[–] Outsider9042@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Whenever I feel like this, I just visit https://zombo.com and I feel better. Anything is possible at https://zombo.com.

[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Where you can do anything! I love that this still exists.

[–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Back in my day the Internet was better, no video, we had to connect with 56k moderns, the hardware cost a fortune, most people were in AOL, we had to upload both ways in the snow, had to wait for titty pics to load one line at a time, and we liked it that way…

You kids today with your tikky Tok and your faces-book don't understand

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I remember trying to pirate Doom at some point in the 90s over a 56k modem. It was a 10mb download. I got shouted at by my parents for tying up the phone line the whole evening but I persisted. Turns out it was just the demo for Doom so I didn't even pirate it really.

Good times.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Old guy here. Word.

[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ITT: anon realizes the world doesn’t stop changing for everyone, what once was will soon cease to be

You’ll be alright OP

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All is temporary. Change is the only constant.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technically change isn't a constant. Eventually everything will stop changing, because all of the atoms will have drifted too far apart to react to each other, and the universe will just be a thin soup of everything that will never touch anything ever again. Tomorrow is Wednesday, though, so only a few more days until the weekend!

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

We don't know that for fact, we can't even agree on the age of the universe. Maybe there's a big crunch

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Need that meme play list link.

I'm so over YLYL thread's full of fluigiwiggle shit

[–] wick@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago

While I'll agree the internet has been overrun by shortform shit, calling internet memes uncreative is such a boomer-ass take. This guy is just nostalgia baiting for points.