Pay off all debts with whatever you have after taxes. Put the rest in investments. Let her pay for the trip to congratulate you.
Of course, it's fake, but that's what you do with windfalls.
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2024
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She's just a body pillow Anon... I know you like to call her your "waifu", but she can't actually make you do anything you don't want to do. I say put her back in her slip cover and stick her in the closet, with $18k you can afford a harem of Real Dolls who won't talk back to you ๐
Not even a body pillow, Anon is a master tulpamancer and made a tulpa of some MLP character.
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When I looked these up, I was really expecting the first link to be Urban Dictionary. Learning that it was derived from Buddhist traditions was a surprise.