Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 years ago by fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because man you will never read it.

Made this up on the fly the other day while opening an air fryer. Ugh.

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[–] odium@programming.dev 17 points 2 years ago

I feel like using "you'll" instead of "you will" would work better.

[–] WhyAUsername_1@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Am I the only idiot who reads a manual?

[–] infinite_zero@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

I expected the punchline to be “Because if it was an automatic, you wouldn’t need instructions!”