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[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I knew a guy who wrote a date off after he found out she was allergic to pork 🤣

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

He may die alone, but at least his fridge with pork shall overfloweth

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[-] Objection@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

Why judge someone for not consuming dairy in the first place? Like, what, you only date baby cows?

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[-] SeattleRain@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

The government is the only reason you like cheese.

this post was submitted on 28 May 2024

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