Only 2 Republicans voted against corruption. Way to go, Texas!

Guys, this room was made for swinging

Have you read your car's manual cover to cover?

I hope you're not responsible for designing products, because intuitive product design is important. Requiring a manual to understand a potentially life-saving feature of your vehicle, because the manufacturer chose form over function... listen to yourself.

Here's another great solution: don't let your car battery die (/s)

When someone is panicking, the nonstandard design will really shine.

"My kids don't talk to me"

There are a few issues with edibles:

1. Onset time
2. Type of high is different (more body than head)
3. Not everyone has the enzyme to process edibles
4. Vapor taste is part of the experience

Same with his fans.

Does that website ban people for fucking cursing?

What do y'all think they're trying to conserve??

I don't know, but the curbstomp gif from American History X with Twitter as the guy on the curb, and Musk as Edward Norton would be something.

Liberty. Liberty. Lib-er-ty.

It's kind of sad how much Elon wants the internet to validate him.