“Please stop playing Solitaire and allow the people behind you to pass”

It’ll be rolled into Elmo’s X “everything app” as the preferred way of paying bribes, when you can’t book an overpriced room at a Trump Hotel.

The fediverse needs to outlast BlueSky, so that when its VC backers call time and demand a profitable exit (i.e. enshittification), there’ll still be a fediverse.

Owned by Rupert Murdoch, who has done more harm to the world than probably anyone who wasn’t an actual dictator, so unsurprising.

Probably translated word for word by someone who didn’t speak both languages, like English As She Is Spoke or All Your Base Are Belong To Us. I wonder what the other language was, though.

Replace the carrot with a cucumber, as they perceive those as dangerous snakes

Tragedy: a Nazi created a really good handheld

If more of them learned to share the hedge, this would not be the case.

South Korea should retaliate by airdropping PornHub gift cards on them.

I like the one that looks like a laptop crossed with an Apple IIc. It’s like a beautiful counterpart to those 80s Amstrad luggables.

You might want to stay away from any Australian wine that’s packaged in a plastic bag then.

Same with Freemasonry, Bohemian Grove, Skull And Bones and such. The various elites’ numerous conspiracies don’t need the elites’ social events and burlesque nights as a load-bearing element.