AllNewTypeFace

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 2 hours ago

Translation: China is providing Russia with a guarantee of victory

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 12 points 2 hours ago

As the age verification technology would forcibly deanonymise all EU users, opening a huge new vein of behavioural surveillance data to the zuckerbots.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If the US dumps NATO, that’s all the more reason to increase defence funding. Either that or start learning Russian.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 24 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

If the UK had ranked choice voting or proportional representation, they’d have a chance of bringing up the left flank, and possibly even having the clout to force Labour to compromise. Though under first past the post, they’ll find it next to impossible to break through in most seats, at best holding seats their high-profile founding members already have (Corbyn’s not going anywhere) and fighting the Greens for Brighton and Bristol (which would probably result in Labour picking them up due to the progressive vote being split).

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 16 hours ago

The Sandman is essentially Goth BoJack Horseman.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 17 hours ago

Given his non-WASP name, he’d be under constant pressure to demonstrate that he’s one of The Good Ones. Being the most loyal Trumpist even as his loved ones are fed to the gators is part of that.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 17 hours ago

You love to see it.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 18 hours ago

They mean Klaus Barbie, of course.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 40 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Loyalty to the leader, and implicitly knowing whom to ratfuck to climb the ladder.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 18 hours ago

A social liberal is a neoclassical liberal who has been arrested. A neoclassical liberal is a social liberal who got a larger than expected tax bill.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 21 hours ago

There was also one in Stockholm, presumably from the same meteor shower.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 21 hours ago

Maybe then they can finally plan cross-border rail links that line up and work, rather than wrangling separate national rail systems into some sort of uneasy cooperation.

 

Apparently DOGE isn’t killing enough people (literally or metaphorically)

 

2024: Ireland accuses Israel of genocide. Israel ends diplomatic relations with Ireland. Ireland’s membership in the EU protects it from punitive sanctions from Israel’s allies

2025: The UK starts dumping non-EU-compliant goods into the EU customs zone through Ireland, undercutting EU producers. The EU moves to suspend Ireland from the Customs Union. Ireland calls on the EU for diplomatic backup. Germany replies “lol get rekt antisemites”. Ireland is reunited as an economic satellite of the UK, a century or so after independence

 
 

Big Tiddy Garfield:

graffiti drawing in black marker on a blue wall of Garfield with huge breasts, captioned "GARFIES"

 

Allegations that bomb detectors from an Israeli firm are configured to let bombs through if they have a specific code (presumably used by Mossad). The title is a reference to an anti-counterfeiting watermark used in currency

 

Teledildonics and eugenics: what more could you ask for?

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