AllNewTypeFace

joined 2 years ago

The Invisible Hand Of The Free Market has obviously found the optimal cancer survival rate.

Well, I did Nazi that coming

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Does it commute, though? Will applying it twice get you back to the original character, or to a different character of the same gender?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 10 hours ago

England and Wales; Scotland has its own Scottish Greens party, which (unlike the Scottish Labour and Tories) has no connection to the English party. (Which served it well when the English party was mostly posh ninnies protesting against high-speed rail projects mass-murdering trees, and the odd TERF; the Scots were a lot more based.)

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Are the 0.38mm ones a significant step up from Muji gel pens?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 22 points 10 hours ago

IIRC, Sony paid Disney a small royalty for every MemoryStick with MagicGate DRM capabilities sold, because Disney owns the trademark on the word “Magic” in the context of entertainment media.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 10 hours ago

A pizza you can make in a toaster oven

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 10 hours ago

Isn’t that the court clerk who wants to ban gay marriage?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 13 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

“drug vessel”

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 13 points 21 hours ago

If only we could have an all-powerful, wise and virtuous Platonic philosopher-king to righteously wield absolute power, without the likelihood of them turning bad, or being succeeded by a bad emperor. Unfortunately, it doesn’t work that way, hence democracy, separation of powers and numerous checks and balances that make things wastefully inefficient, because the alternative is worse.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 123 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

All my apes, funged!

 

Has anyone else noticed CoMaps’ handling of touch events (on iOS, at least) being a bit janky? Sometimes it zooms when I want to scroll, or zooms out when I want to zoom in. Is this a known issue that a fix is planned for?

 

Apparently DOGE isn’t killing enough people (literally or metaphorically)

 

2024: Ireland accuses Israel of genocide. Israel ends diplomatic relations with Ireland. Ireland’s membership in the EU protects it from punitive sanctions from Israel’s allies

2025: The UK starts dumping non-EU-compliant goods into the EU customs zone through Ireland, undercutting EU producers. The EU moves to suspend Ireland from the Customs Union. Ireland calls on the EU for diplomatic backup. Germany replies “lol get rekt antisemites”. Ireland is reunited as an economic satellite of the UK, a century or so after independence

 
 

Big Tiddy Garfield:

graffiti drawing in black marker on a blue wall of Garfield with huge breasts, captioned "GARFIES"

 

Allegations that bomb detectors from an Israeli firm are configured to let bombs through if they have a specific code (presumably used by Mossad). The title is a reference to an anti-counterfeiting watermark used in currency

 

Teledildonics and eugenics: what more could you ask for?

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