President Lewinsky was cheated

You say that, but…

If they still want to call it a pint, they could go to the American definition (473ml, as opposed to 568ml). Beyond that, they could go to the New South Wales schooner (¾ of a pint, or 425ml). Or, you know, go metric and serve beer in decilitres as on the continent (400ml or 500ml is a reasonable size for a beer), though that may be politically impossible in the post-Brexit environment.

That could be a way to offload their TERF columnists, who tend to come out on Sundays.

Do you think Dutton would keep the High-Speed Rail Authority?

AI-generated artwork (and your can recognise it a mile away) is the image equivalent of fake marble columns on a suburban house.

He’s still got Kanye, Kid Rock and Nugent, right?

If Britain had proportional representation, they’d have a chance of being the leftmost party in left-of-centre coalitions alongside Labour and the Green Party (sort of like Die Linke in Germany or Vänsterpartiet in Sweden), or any least harrying a Labour-LibDem-Green-SNP-Plaid coalition from the left. Though under FPTP, they have a snowball’s chance in Hell, and are likely to serve as motivation for Labour to rule out electoral reform.

Except for Leitz (aka Leica), who hired German Jews and posted them abroad in “sales”.

Imagine if motorbikes didn’t exist. These dickheads would have to go up to people and shout “MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS” in their faces one at a time.