AnonWyo

joined 2 years ago
 
 

Android or iPhone?

 

"Oh! You're going to buy my chicken!"

 
 
 

So evidently they were able to stay awake all three days until He rose from the dead...

 
 
 

They have the longest punch lines.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

"Notice how I posted a meme a long time ago! Notice how I internet in superior fashion! Validate me! NOTICE ME! NOOOOOOTIIIIIIICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

 

Host: Sir, there's only 13 of you.

Jesus: Yes, but we'll all sit on the same side.

 

I'll be using ancestry.com instead of Tinder.

 
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

I try to teach all small children of friends to call geese "honkeys."

Hilarity ensues.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Only the plan to turn the United States government into a broad amalgamation of totalitarianism and fascism.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/conservatives-aim-to-restructure-u-s-government-and-replace-it-with-trumps-vision

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

ACTION FIGURES! G.I. JOE ISN'T WOKE!

huffs and puffs in MAGA rage

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

I found it clunky and cumbersome. Hate on me for not discovering Linux sooner, but on XP, Windows Media Player did the same job more efficiently for me.

I will say, though, I moved away from optical media as soon as I could.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

Heh.

You said "wood."

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Naw. I'm plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

It's a major award!

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

Nor cunning use of flags.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

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