You can't have deoxyribonucleic acid without dihydrogen monoxide. 100% of people who have ever come in contact with it have died!

If they're so smart, why haven't they invented fire yet hmm?

Husbando, yeah. I agree with you though, it's not as fun to say.

Can I pick both?

Name of the restaurant should have been included somewhere.

I gotta agree with the post. Millie would be a cute alternative Mildred. The name reminds me of mildew.

Triple I as in triple Indie? That's cute as hell, I love it. I'm all for III over AAA.

Now THAT is a shower thought.

No, because that would be too clever and only nerds would get it. But I like where your head is at.

Better than beans and Stroganoff.

...I think.

American companies fucked around, and now they're finding out.

They knew.