That’s why I always take prestidigitation, to reheat the eggs afterwards

SAXTON HAAAAAAALE!

What sort of games would Kobolds make? Because I can definitely see them making From the Depths

Taking into account the time investment, (I’ll use federal minimum wage even though your time is worth a whole lot more than that) this wouldn’t be much more expensive than a well-painted kraken mini.

The average peasant (so all of us) has 4hp. A lucky d4 roll can instantly kill a peasant in game. An unlucky d4 roll (i.e. going off the table) can instantly kill a peasant (D&D player) irl.

That’s freaking adorable

Do not the Flame Atronach

You mixed up ‘chaotic evil’ and ‘chaotic good’

It’s Pirates of the Caribbean in the style of Lord of the Rings! It’s super fun!

All my fire spells are violet and my lightning spells look like those plasma globes

I am playing a purple dragon who got partly cursed into being human; so I use Dragonborn stats but look human.

Science, lich!

Red: LOVES disaster movies, Unironically liked Moonfall, Massive Weeb

Blue: loves documentaries and sci-if. NOVA: At the Edge of Space is their favorite movie.

Green: Leverage, Andor, more character-focused shows like that.

White: The Great British Baking Show, Master Chef.

Black: Game of Thrones, The Boys, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia; made them watch Velma.