So I was at the kebab shop today and was about to order my usual lamb kebab but suddenly it occurred to me that even though the kebab had cabbage and hummus and tabouli on it it wasn't woke enough to trigger any nearby National or ACT voters nearby so I switched the order to a falafel.

I ordered extra hummus but I was in a quandary about the sauce. Should I go with yogurt or avocado? I really didn't think it would taste good with both of them and after a quite a bit of thought I went with plain yogurt without garlic. I don't know if that was the right choice in terms of wokeness but it did taste good. What do you guys think is more woke yogurt or avocado? I think the avocado might actually be more woke because it would make the kebab vegan and nothing upsets David Seymour more than a vegan except maybe teachers, trans people, people in a union, people who work for a living, government employees, students, doctors and nurses, people who need healthcare etc.

Also are Jalapeños woke? I think they might be because of the spelling alone but then again I don't think they have them in the middle east.

Finally the kebab tasted great, was filling and has a reasonable cost. Might have even been healthy who knows. Highly recommended.

People are already putting in soy milk, almond milk, oat milk etc why wouldn't they put lab milk?

If you close your eyes the face id won't work. I suppose the police could force you to open your eyes somehow but if they are going to do that they can force you to put your pin in too.

Every prediction made about global warming has underestimated both the severity and the speed of the oncoming catastrophe.

Is anybody surprised?

I have no idea why this country sucks at infrastructure so much. Road are a mess, trains are a mess, ferries are a mess.

I disagree that they are tiny and harmless. They are quite organised both IRL and online and will be a significant factor in getting National elected in the next election.

Maybe for normal people. He didn’t surrender his passport.

You make it sound like she was a helpless child. She was a fully grown woman responsible for her own actions.

This is only for people who already have mortgages with Westpac and only interest free for five years.

In other words they are helping people who are already deeply in debt to sink even further into debt.

Aside from that the have nots are not buying new cars electric, petrol, hybrid or diesel. They are buying shitty old Japanese imports.

It’s Wyoming what did you expect?

Moose kill more people than bears every year.

Also Donald Trump was the president of the United States.