Is Lemmy your "main social media app"? If not, which one is it? by BananaPeal in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Mostly Lemmy, but still appending reddit to my Google searches. Just started with Bluesky, seems promising.

Your favourite Roberto episode by BananaPeal in c/futurama@lemmy.world
Your favourite Roberto episode by BananaPeal in c/futurama@lemmy.world
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A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 month ago by BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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asking lemmy to 'Draw a duck and share your art' by BananaPeal in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 125 points 1 month ago

A Thanksgiving duck!

What's the most irresponsible purchase you made that you don't regret? by BananaPeal in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 months ago

I blew way too much money on a stuffed dog at a hotel general store for my wife. We were driving a Uhaul during a snowstorm to move in together. The roads became very slippery so we decided to sleep through the storm. It was our first hotel stay together and money was very tight, but it was a romantic gesture. She cherished it until our son claimed it as his own personal "security blanket."

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Why did Jesus Christ grow up to be such a good person? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because he was born into a stable home.

The 50 states, by how acceptable it is to name your child after them by BananaPeal in c/cartographyanarchy@lemm.ee
[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 54 points 4 months ago

Idaho should be dark red. You should never give bullies that much fuel.

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It took me years to realize this (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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NASA has some explaining to do by BananaPeal in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 48 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is the right amount of crazy that I'm not sure if it's honest or parody for this country.

Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he's in my heart, checkmate atheists.

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Dear A-holes (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago by BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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What Film Are You Surprised Didn't Get A Sequel? by BananaPeal in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 95 points 11 months ago

Still waiting on Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money

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When do you brush your teeth? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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It is advised to brush your teeth at least twice a day, but when? Just before bed is a gimme because you're about to lie mostly still for 6+ hours. Best to not leave food particles to fester.

What's the best time for an earlier brushing? After breakfast? After lunch? After work/school?

Plus, what's up with TV and movies having breakfast scenes where they get up and head right out the door? Did they already brush and now they're going to leave food to fester all day? Eww.

Don't forget to tip your gas station by BananaPeal in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 year ago

Most states do (illegal to pump your own in New Jersey), but the joke is more about tipping culture in this country.

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Four blades, five nights (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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your girlfriend gets an unencrypted copy of all your files. What happens? by BananaPeal in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 84 points 1 year ago

I'd start by wondering how in the hell I got a girlfriend, then my wife would do the same.

Hasn't happened yet by BananaPeal in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 67 points 1 year ago

own a home

Too bad boomers ruined my best chance at that.

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Sticking with what you know (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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Goth by BananaPeal in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 year ago

At least she's interesting.

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Is Ohio even real? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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My 7 year old loves to tell people "bite my shiny metal ass" and it's awesome. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works to c/futurama@lemmy.world
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Wife and I decided to do another watch through before the new episodes. The 7 year old caught a couple and now he's hooked. His favorites to quote are Bender and Zoidberg. It's especially cute when he goes "wub wub wub!" At the grocery store. I'm so proud.

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If we're going back, let's go for a good reason (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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Best way to tell if you need a shower (sh.itjust.works)
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Guy Yoga (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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