BananaPeal

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It's an old format, but it checks out (sh.itjust.works)
 
Have a good week everyone! in c/lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

You mean that this is on a billboard that can be climbed? Yeah.

I... okay then in c/holup@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Couldn't they have at least made it Diet Pepsi?

Meet Julius in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

In my best Arnold impersonation: "You named your cat Julius!"

What's a random line from a movie that fans of it will instantly know? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
why?? in c/shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

That sounds like a valid reason to me!

why?? in c/shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why do you try so hard to make baby Jesus cry?

Today I learned that the "KNIGHTS" scene from Shrek 2, the scene parodying the 'COPS' TV show, was based off of the car chase with OJ Simpson in 1994, where he fled the scene in a white Ford Bronco. in c/todayilearned@lemmy.ml
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I envy anyone who can hear the words "white bronco" and not immediately think of OJ Simpson.

Which loaf do you have? in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Wow, I could not have imagined that gluten free would be so accurate. It's a great representation of how it's missing something major, but I guess it's still bread.

What game changing item*s can you buy for $100 or less? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I see what you did there.

What game changing item*s can you buy for $100 or less? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

I have house Crocs, does that count?

Legit me in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

I have one of those. Banging on crap at 11pm, revving his Harley at 5am, has a rooster. Fun times.

Thousands of years ago, when tools were very primitive, it was probably common to have a favorite rock. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

My favorite rock has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My favorite rock has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.

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An aquarium is just a fish museum (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Upon a rewatch, the first time you hear them (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Valentine's Hulk (sh.itjust.works)
 
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A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. (sh.itjust.works)
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Why did Jesus Christ grow up to be such a good person? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Because he was born into a stable home.

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It took me years to realize this (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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Dear A-holes (sh.itjust.works)
 
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When do you brush your teeth? (sh.itjust.works)
 

It is advised to brush your teeth at least twice a day, but when? Just before bed is a gimme because you're about to lie mostly still for 6+ hours. Best to not leave food particles to fester.

What's the best time for an earlier brushing? After breakfast? After lunch? After work/school?

Plus, what's up with TV and movies having breakfast scenes where they get up and head right out the door? Did they already brush and now they're going to leave food to fester all day? Eww.

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Four blades, five nights (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Sticking with what you know (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Is Ohio even real? (sh.itjust.works)
 
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