Strictly-typed languages are the BEST for learning programming. I also like Java for it because there's a difference between int and Integer (forcing you to learn about objects)

This might just be a type of confirmation bias. The only PHDs from "then" that you know about are the ones worth recording in history books or have long-lasting impacts. Everyone else just gets forgotten

"Big Parma" heh

Dude could chop a tree down with another tree

One could argue both uniforms are worn by clowns

Strangely enough, the secret service covers stolen and counterfeit money

"Did you know that the human eye only sees in 720p at 30fps? Your computer isn't better than my console" \s

Would you say the gun only triggered it?

While I agree with you, this is literally their point of view while this is happening

I have no advice, but I have to say I really admire and appreciate you for acknowledging that it's unfair for the children and trying to change that. Most people aren't strong enough to introspect

I would even argue that you've already done the hard part

I HAVE a human brain and I'm not too smart. It just sounds like we're making a dumb supercomputer

the variables were not defined properly and were named esoterically

I wonder why it was so hard and took so long to write