I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and.....shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?

Exactly. In fact, in the next four years, if he is still alive, I bet you that POS is still going to try to run. And they will still let him.

I subbed thinking this dude has a fun science channel. But he'll let loose with some gems like "as blunt as the head of my dick" when he talks about cutting nails with his wire cutters.

Obviously, she wouldn't cause trouble if her needs were met.

Edit words are hard! Added needs*

The only way to protect yourself from a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a spear.

I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !

Dear son,

Noice.

Love, dad

Why stop there? Name the whole group,[GRUNGLE CLAN]. Dibs on "Grungle Daddy"

It's all fun and games, until you have to explain to a person you are playing chess with, that you just orgasmed because of the vibrating butt plug, you are using to cheat at said chess match.