[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 5 months ago

"BLEH! I'm sorry, I'm already in a committed relationship. Bleh!"

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 5 months ago

That's a country song if I ever heard one. "Is my dick too long for this skirt?"

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 months ago

I fixed her " ".

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 7 months ago

Shut the fuck up, Arthur! You are out of your element!

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 7 months ago

Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 9 months ago

"Believe it or not, Your ol' Pop pop over here could finger fuck a Harley to start on a cold day...."

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

But then he gives a little moral and the end of the episode. During the nightmare: "Still looking for cottage cheese, Karen? Maybe it was inside you the entire time! Ha! Ha! Ha! " Then she screams to get the manager and slowly melts to a blob of cottage cheese. Then Freddy scoops some in a bowl, puts in some peaches, and says " Make sure you have a balanced diet, kids! This is a healthy snack, right Karen? Ha! Ha! Ha!

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 10 months ago

"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago

That is a slick coat.

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago

"You are about to be anointed.... Uggh!"

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