Brickhead92

My response to Real Men® statements is "Real men don't need their masculinity defined by others."

Yeah, it seems not many people know the last bit. I say it everytime after a slight pause "... oftentimes better than master of one." And then watch the little look of confusion. Some people will stop and think about it, and comment something like, I guess that's true, but not as often.

...But why male models?

You call that a knoife? This, is a knoife 🥄!

Word! I'm a nearly 40 guy.

I got a blue bear when I was born. It is called bear. It has a few stitches, and a hole in it's ear. I also have a blue mouse called Mouse.

They've been sitting on the shelves in the kids rooms for many years now.

Have you tried turning your phone upside down?

It's a tough job, but someone has to do it. Those Steam sales aren't going to buy themselves. BRB, need to just have a quick look for Steam sales.

I wish you'd get outta my life and shut up.

It's fun to bump against L-A-M-P! It's fun to bump against L-A-M-P!

Do you actually love lamp, or are you just saying that?

Ahh, don't do this to me man. Not again... Not after last time!

I bake, therefore I am, cake...?

Ahh but you see, if the world's leaders sit idly by for another few years until there aren't any Palestinian people left, they'll be able to say "look the genocide has ended, we did it!". All without having to even lift a finger to write a mildly worded letter.