Me: Staring at a renishaw and two wenzel CMMs

CMMs: Do nothing

Me: Seems about right

I know! It seemingly shouldn't be too hard of a choice. Who the Fuck would trust a career politician!?

/J (because scarily, it's needed)

Tomorrow, on Day 4, the Birthday party will end. Though I've just been told they have prepared celebrations for my unbirthday. I fear there is no God.

I don't get it. Why start that conversation with the person to begin with if you don't like them?

What is going on? Or Why is it going on? For this is what we shall ponder

Shaving assistant Pro+

Place your head onto the gripper and see the top of your head! Never miss a spot, always look fresh, have the shine the sun envys!

That gets a stamp of approval

Zero tolerance for snitches punches kid

Obligatory /J

I had always assumed that Hunter-Gatherer societies were very loosely sex divided and strongly necessity based. Meaning, sure men could be the typical hunter and women the typical gatherer but if necessity dictates, any person would do any job, and, given the times, that was probably frequently.

Furthermore they also likely didn't have societal structures the way modern societies did, meaning people likely weren't barred from any job or forced into any job, it was a community effort for survival, if you meet a criteria that can help, you do that.

These are not factual statements, these are just my assumptions on how I figured they reasonably existed.

I'm sure they have a legitimate numerical value for it

Hmmm I guess we have two of different types

1: late into pandemic when inflation was really bad a bunch of the workers were super upset by their wages, management got together to get a solution. The plant supervisor called a meeting and told everyone there would be a "substantial raise", it was $0.20. Less than 1%

The second, more recent, a fire broke out after a maintenance repair went awry. Someone pulled the fire alarm and it failed to work. Someone pulled a second fire alarm, it failed to fully initiate the system. Then on the last attempt it finally went off but the fire suppression system and sprinkler system did go off but not over the actually burning area. This lead to a whole region of the building getting smelted and a big investigation on the fire suppression system. After it was resolved they asked employees to continue working their shift, even in the smoked out areas. The stench was horrible and probably carcinogenic lol

Grab the "2 random pills" and the "duplicate anything you own once" pill. Duplicate the "2 random pills" pill with the duplicate pill and eat both "2 random pills" pill and have 4 absolutely random abilities.

Hopefully it's pure chaos