Don't connect to internet, Shift f10 to bring up command prompt, oobe/bypassnro, wait for restart, click I don't have internet, make local account. Did it today.

That sounds like quote right off of /r/wallstreetbets

Don't do it! Ghosts will show up and ruin your Christmas.

Now everyone know you use proprietary software.

I still have and use all my old Craftsman tools from the 90s. One of my 1/4 ratchets broke and since it's a made in the USA tool, I figured I would look for parts online and try to repair it. Unfortunately the parts cost more than the wrench on ebay, so I decided to take it to Lowes (who now distributes Craftsman tools) to see if they would honor the lifetime warranty. They had no qualms about honoring the warranty and replaced it with the current model, knowing full well the tool was 30 years old. The new ratchet is more ergonomic, has a finer tooth count and not nearly as sloppy as the old one. So shout out to Stanley and Lowes for doing the right thing.

Windows Server 2022 kicks 2000 in the balls, does a line of coke, and crashes.

Those are the ones I would attack too. I'd also like to send a shout out to the 5 corroded ones on the right.

Healthy fuck.

If only there were a way to make it so employees weren't willing to risk their jobs scamming the company to just to earn an extra $100. 🤔

At best that's a myth, at worst it's whitewashed history to hide a genocide. The Lenape didn't have a concept of land ownership, they didn't believe a person could own the earth, so they couldn't have had anything to sell.

For reference: https://redshirtsalwaysdie.com/2021/02/26/voyagers-native-american-consultant-was-a-fraud/