[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 13 points 2 months ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time, like the universe ending tomorrow. God, this timeline sucks so much.

If you’re serious, then I’m crazy healthy!

Which is simply despicable euthanasia has to be chosen, a sign of a broken system all the way around.

Your uncle had a nice wrack.

The third one looks like a gang sign 😂

I agree, I took a few IQ tests and scored high and initially it made me wonder is if everyone else was as concerned as I was watching our species being driven into early graves for yearly profit projections.

Suffice to say, most people I met who scored high lacked the foresight to even think we might be screwed. Which led me to a swift conclusion that your IQ doesn’t mean jack squat, it was a biased system that was simply a biased form of dick measuring.

Perhaps I’m disillusioned, but the best summary of our species is that old video of a chimpanzee in a zoo pissing in its mouth.

The later half is so true, early on when you’re a statistical anomaly you can get special treatment, but once you become a small problem or the skill backfires they blow up as if it couldn’t have been seen coming. They expect 100% efficiency like you’re a battery to sap and don’t care how it affects you mentally.

As a Klingon, I found this very humorous and relatable.

This, and Gig Git Girl Gibbon Gift Gill Giddy Gigahertz Gimmick Gizzard

When I get hemorrhoids, it’s not from sitting for long periods. It’s due to my need for a poop bat’leth. I take Klingon sized poops.

It felt appropriate to stay on theme here.

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sure. But, to be fair, most if not all are currently huge flaming clown cars heading towards an ecological cliff. ¯\(ツ)

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