I’m a sucker for the color yellow, I would love to see a yellow theme.
Phones should have FM radio not as an emergency feature, but as a method of banging out the tunes. I wanna jam out at a campsite with no downloaded music and no cell service.
People who say “dead chat” are the dirt beneath my feet. Oh? Really? The chat is dead? Thanks for letting me know! I’m sure this acknowledgment will sprout life back into the chat at once.
Saying “dead chat” is a waste of metaphorical oxygen. You want to revive chat? Bring up how your bathroom has mold, that you got your sister pregnant, send a meme, send ANYTHING but “dead chat.” It does nothing but waste notifications and time.
I know I’m making a mountain out of a molehill, but I’ll die on that molehill.
I remember hearing that either the Navy or Marines had rampant gay sex. If I can get that through torrenting, I’m in.
I am terrified thinking about how many pilots or aircraft engineers zerk off to aeromorph porn. There is too much plane porn online, some of you people are lying about being innocent.
“I anxiously await your unboxing video,” he wrote.
Lmao
Nonono, you don’t understand, dude. See, there’s these hats, right? But sometimes, the hat has this super rare effect, see? And, if I spend $2.50 per crate key, I can sell that unusual hat for more than I spent on the key, making profit. OR — hear me out — or: I could spend the unusual i unbox on MORE crates and keys, and get more unusuals.
That’s not digital gambling, right? Right.
A free and open source online web app for streaming content. They’re committed to no ads, pop ups, or other weird malicious stuff you’d see on other streaming sites. Binge a series or two!
Wait— this was posted 24 hours ago. Oh well.
The Enterprise and Millennium Falcon should put aside their differences and sloppy kiss, boobs pressed together, etc.
I've been loving Alexandrite, it's my go-to recommendation for Lemmy on desktop. Keep up the great work!
Dammmnnn that’s crazy how similar they look. I used to work at a butcher, but after the horrors I went through, I couldn’t stay. The bloodshed, the moos they made. The owner would invite me to fuck the cows sometimes. Whenever I finished with him, I was always reminded of the slaughters I helped commit. That’s why I’m so happy to see imitation meat come such a long way. Finally, we can be the makers of our own meat.
I don’t get it grandson ??? They are not in an elevator ., call me
I feel like it would be cool to have a mass decapitation using those scissoring mechanisms. Just stick the billionaire— I mean I cops— I mean Nazis— I mean —
—heads in each of the holes in the scissors, and let er rip. Maybe we can do it as an act of trying to 1 up France?
Oh no, they’re getting desperate