Pretty sure this is what the Mayans used.

You’ve never heard of Gilead? They’re a massive biopharma company…

Let us all have a moment of silence as we mourn the corporate losses.

It’s the least they could do for our troubles.

Less of a sequel, but all the remakes of 80s/90s classic movies are awful and do nothing but bastardize the legacy of some incredible pieces of art. The Karate Kid, Total Recall, and Point Break top the list.

Cocaine Bear was freaking awesome! Sometimes people don’t need an amazingly deep experience and just want to relax and enjoy themselves and have a good time.

And where might we find these? I just want to make sure I don’t accidentally come across one.

Eh, the populated areas of Oregon and Washington are chill. The rural areas are scary.

I’m never going to financially recover from this.

This guy and the metric converter bot (is he here yet?) are both super helpful and should be encouraged. It’s the joke ones that should be banned, but informational value added to the discussion should be welcomed imo.

What if they were super smart, pilot trained monkeys?

Seems weird to me that a platform starved for content and engagement would limit one of its largest forms of content to only be allowed on 1 day per week. 🤷‍♂️