Use a bottle (don't do this).

Liquids aren't even the issue. Salt is. Every time I gorge myself on some smoked salmon before bedtime I inevitably wake up in the middle of the night. Apparently getting rid of some salt is somehow now important than a good night's sleep. My bladder isn't going to corrode just because I have slightly more salt in it. Let me fucking sleep!

That is actually an advantage. Centralized platforms are able to achieve larger audiences, increasing the chance that I will be able to find content I actually care about.

Don't feed the AI

To punish us for the sin that is inventing JavaScript.

Fundamental attribution error. Wanting something to happen ≠ believing it should happen. When wanting becomes believing, you are fucked.

Too many people think that the world should bend the laws of reality to conform to their ideas. Gamblers are the prime example. They take something solvable by pure math and completely discard the solution, opting for a solution based on their wants instead of reality.

The only time an European eats a single slice of pizza is the next morning after they have overestimated their ability to devour the entire thing.

That sheep is just built different.

There pretty much had to be a grad student getting absolutely grilled for crappy measurements when they showed the paper.

Sir this is Lemmy. We don't interact with people for trivialities.

Stop any confrontation by yelling "enough!"

...because the account isn't yet 6 months old in the first panel?