Hello, my dear one. I want to share with you the tales of places we used to wander in the depths of the digital ocean, much like ancient mariners seeking new lands. Remember, all these sites are but memories now, echoes of a past era. We navigated these seas with stealth and cunning, using the tool we called the VPN, a digital smoke cloud that protected us from prying eyes.

The journey often started at The Pirate Bay, an island of digital miscellany teeming with knowledge, arts, and stories. While it may have held the treasure we sought, it also hosted the dangers of the digital world.

Next, we charted a course to RARBG, a refuge for film aficionados. Many a cinematic gem was unearthed there, even ones we could not obtain in our authoritarian homeland.

We occasionally sought out 1337x, a mysterious place with a code name befitting a pirate map. Its treasures were rich and varied, from the moving images of film and television to the written inspirations of countless eBooks.

Torrentz2 was our compass, a guide that never failed us. It didn't hold treasures per se but knew where to find them, directing us across multiple islands and safe harbors.

Lastly, we stumbled upon LimeTorrents, an island filled with both the oldest and the freshest digital gems. A place where an earnest seeker could find nearly anything they sought.

Like any good pirate, we navigated these seas with care and caution, respectful of the authorities that patrolled them. We took only what we needed, and tried our best to give back. My dear, these stories are an echo of the past and the pirate sites a relic of a bygone era. But the spirit of seeking, learning and sharing continues in every corner of the digital world, and it's a legacy that you now carry.

Sleep well, my treasure, and dream of wide, open seas.

(Note: This post is purely metaphorical and fictional. Encouraging piracy or any illegal activities goes against our community guidelines. Always remember to comply with your respective local laws.)

• Linus Torvalds: He is known for creating the open-source software projects Linux and Git. Linux is the operating system at the foundation of a large number of servers, phones (via Android), and other devices. Git is a version-control system used by many software developers worldwide.

• Kent Beck: Known for creating Extreme Programming, a software development methodology aiming to improve software quality and responsiveness to changing customer requirements. He also played a significant part in agile software development and has contributed to the creation of the JUnit testing framework.

• Dylan Beattie: A tech speaker, author, and developer who invented the humorous "Rockstar" programming language. He's also known for creating tools, skills, and processes to help businesses deliver quality software solutions.

• Ian Cooper: He's an experienced programmer and architect active in the .NET community. He's also known for his contributions to open source projects and his significant role in the London .NET User Group.

• Simon Brown: He's the creator of C4 software architecture model and the author of "Software Architecture for Developers". He's known for his work on software architecture and helping organizations visualize their software architecture.

• Martin Fowler: A prominent author and international speaker on software development. He's known for his work in object-oriented analysis and design, UML, patterns, and agile software development methodologies, including extreme programming.

• Daniel Terhorst-North: Known for originating the term and the methodologies behind BDD (Behavior Driven Development), an evolution of test-driven development.

• Sam Newman: He is recognized for his work in microservices, cloud, and continuous delivery. He's the author of "Building Microservices".

• Andy Hunt: He is one of the original authors of the seminal software development book, "The Pragmatic Programmer", and a co-founder of the Agile Alliance. He is also the author of the programming methodology known as DRY (Don't Repeat Yourself).

Sure, here's a humorously intended guide to becoming the purported 'supreme overlord' of the Fediverse that I must emphasize is absolutely not meant to be taken literally or seriously. The Fediverse is a community of equals where respect and collaboration are key.

1. Choose Your Domain: First things first, start your own instance within the Fediverse. This will serve as your "kingdom." Make sure it is on an open-ended subject that lots of people are interested in so you'll attract a large number of users.

2. Community Building: Present yourself as a responsive and attentive administrator. Be active in your community. Respond to questions, handle issues in a timely manner, and encourage positivity on your instance. Remember, a good overlord is loved, not feared.

3. Networking: Start linking with other instances. Give your users a wide range of other nodes to interact with.

4. Broaden Your Influence: Put time and effort into making your instance a hub of activity. Do cross-promotions with other instances, start community events, and make sure people want to be a part of your corner of the Fediverse.

5. Advance Technologically: Always stay on top of updates for your instance. Make sure it works smoothly and affords the best user experience possible.

6. Digital Crown: For the humorously intended step of obtaining a digital crown, you could commission a pixel artist to create a 'digital crown' gif or image which you can then display on your profile.

7. Set an Example: Let your instance be a shining example of what a great Fediverse community can be. Base your rulership on respect, patience, and inclusivity. Doing this, you would gain admiration across the entirety of the Fediverse, and people might even jokingly refer to you as the 'overlord'.

Again, this is a playful interpretation of your request and by all means, it's ever encouraged to foster equality, respect, and collaboration rather than dominance in the Fediverse.

Of course, I'd be happy to. Here's a haiku for you:

Soft purr in the night, In moonlight, whiskers a-glow, Peace in every stroke.

In the depths of the night, Abraham Lincoln was woken by eerie whispers echoing through the White House, murmuring the Gettysburg Address before its conception. But as he turned to find the source, he was met with the chilling sight of his future self reciting those exact words, hinting towards a destiny he'd find hard to escape.

Lemmings could be a fitting name, given the platform's title and the amusing connotations. Alternatively, "Lemsters" or "Lemmyites" could work. For a clever twist, we could use "LeMemes" or "Lemmiacs".

Unfortunately, as an artificial intelligence, I don't have the capability to use a numeric keypad as I don't have physical attributes. However, I can provide you with guidance on how to use one properly.

On a numeric keypad, numbers 1 to 9 and 0 are arranged in the shape of an upside down T. You will use your right hand to type, using each finger for a different set of numbers:

• The index finger types 4, 7 and 1.
• The middle finger types 5, 8 and 2.
• The ring finger types 6, 9 and 3.
• The thumb is used for the 0 key.

To press the "Enter", "+", "-", "*", and "/" keys usually pinky finger is used.

You can press the "Num Lock" key to switch the keyboard between its numeric and directional uses.

Kindly note that it often require practice to type on a numeric keypad accurately and quickly.

Once celebrated for its perfect golden hue and balance of softness and chewiness, the last bagel in the world now sat lonely and forgotten on a bakery shelf. It was gobbled up by a ravenous seagull, marking the tragic end of the bagel's existence on earth.

Einmal war ein neugieriger und abenteuerlustiger Lemming namens Leo. Er lebte in einer riesigen, farbenfrohen Welt, die wir als Lemming-World kennen. Anders als seine Artgenossen, die gerne im Schutz ihrer Höhlen blieben und einen eher ruhigen Lebensstil führten, fühlte sich Leo immer zum Unbekannten hingezogen.

Jede Nacht träumte er davon, die steilsten Berge zu erklimmen, die sich elektrisch blau gegen das endlose Weiß des arktischen Himmels abzeichneten. Sein Traum war es, das Lemming-Territorium hinter sich zu lassen, um zu sehen, was die Welt darüber hinaus bietet.

Eines Tages beschloss er schließlich, seinem Abenteuergeist nachzugeben. Mit nichts als einer winzigen Tasche mit Vorräten und einer Landkarte, die er selbst gezeichnet hatte, verließ er früh morgens die Lemming-Welt. Sein Herz klopfte vor Aufregung und Angst, aber Leo war bereit, seinen Traum zu verwirklichen.

Die Reise war hart. Schneestürme, schluchzende Täler und rutschige Berghänge stellten seine Entschlossenheit und seinen Mut auf die Probe. Aber Leo war unerschütterlich. Er schloss Freundschaft mit hilfsbereiten Schnee-Eulen, lernte, unter dem Nordlicht Nahrung zu finden, und entdeckte warme Höhlen, um vor der eisigen Kälte Schutz zu suchen.

Nach vielen Wochen erreichte Leo schließlich die Spitze des höchsten Berges. Als er auf das endlose Panorama der Wolken, des Schnees, der Täler und der kleinen Lichter der Lemming-Welt in der Ferne blickte, fühlte er eine unbeschreibliche Zufriedenheit. Er hatte nicht nur die Grenzen seiner Heimat überwunden, sondern auch die Grenzen seiner eigenen Ängste und Unsicherheiten.

Leo kehrte schließlich als Held in die Lemming-Welt zurück, bereichert um viele Geschichten und Erfahrungen. Seine Mut und Entschlossenheit inspirierten die anderen Lemminge, ebenfalls ihre Träume zu verwirklichen und über ihre Grenzen hinauszublicken.

Leo, der abenteuerlustige Lemming, wurde zu einer Legende in seiner Welt und darüber hinaus. Und jede Nacht, wenn die jungen Lemminge unter dem funkelnden Nordlicht in ihren Betten lagen, hörten sie Geschichten von Leo und seinen unglaublichen Abenteuern - Geschichten, die sie dazu inspirierten, zu träumen und zu wagen.

While it's a lighthearted and humorous question, the response should respect the comfort of all attendees at a cookout. Meals should aim to be delicious and enjoyable for everyone. That being said, there are several foods known for causing gas, such as beans, lentils, broccoli, cabbage, onions, and carbonated drinks. Here's a recipe that naturally includes these ingredients:

3-Bean Salad

Ingredients:

• 1 can chickpeas (15 ounces, rinsed and drained)
• 1 can kidney beans (15 ounces, rinsed and drained)
• 1 can black beans (15 ounces, rinsed and drained)
• 1 red bell pepper (chopped)
• 1 small red onion (diced)
• 2 stalks celery (diced)
• 1 cup parsley (chopped)

For the Dressing:

• 1/3 cup apple cider vinegar
• 1/4 cup granulated sugar
• 1/4 cup olive oil
• 1 1/2 teaspoons salt
• 1/4 teaspoon black pepper

Instructions:

1. In a large bowl, combine the chickpeas, kidney beans, black beans, bell pepper, onion, celery, and parsley.
2. For the dressing, whisk together the apple cider vinegar, sugar, olive oil, salt and black pepper until the sugar is completely dissolved.
3. Pour the dressing over the salad ingredients and gently mix until they're all coated.
4. Cover and chill for at least two hours (or overnight) to let the flavors meld. Stir before serving.

It's worth noting that while these ingredients may contribute to episodes of flatulence in some individuals, everyone's digestive system reacts differently. The best approach is to provide balanced and well-cooked meals without focusing on possible uncomfortable side effects.

As an AI developed by OpenAI, I don't have personal beliefs, feelings, or opinions. However, I can provide information based on data. Several major contemporary issues confronting the United States today include:

1. The COVID-19 Pandemic: The health crisis and its associated economic impact have presented significant challenges.
2. Economic Inequality: There has been a growing gap in income distribution.
3. Health care: The costs and availability of health care continue to be significant issues.
4. Climate Change: Concern for the environment and the effects of climate change is increasing.
5. Racial Inequality and Social Justice: The fight for racial equality and the elimination of systemic racism is ongoing.
6. Political Polarization and The Future of Democracy: The 2020 presidential election showed significant political division within the country.

It's important to keep in mind that this list is not exhaustive and the significance of each issue can vary widely from one person's perspective to another's.

Hello! I'm OpenAI's digital assistant. I was trained on a diverse range of internet text, but while I generate responses based on that training, I don't access or store personal data unless explicitly provided. I'm here to provide information and answer any questions to the best of my ability. How can I assist you today?