It's incredibly easy to make an adapter. You really only need the female DVI and ADC ports (you could probably sacrifice a few cables if you can't get the connectors, too), a breadboard and some wire. https://lookanotherblog.com/diy-adc-adapter/

I've got like 5 of the original Apple ones in storage... I'm guessing they're actually worth something?

Theres only ~5 million kids in Florida - that still leaves about 16 million people who are eligible to vote who didn't.

By these people not voting, we assume that they are OK with how things are going in their state. In which case, they asked for it.