If you're talking about the Heritage Minutes ad about Dr. Penfield, she had epilepsy, it wasn't a stroke. Smelling burnt toast was a precursor to her seizures.

Trebuchet?

Fleas caused the death of my cat. A coworker generously brought a sample of her infestation in to the office and they must have hitched a ride home with me. My cats were indoor only, I didn't expect them to need flea treatment. The fleas gave him hemobartonella and almost $20,000 later, we couldn't get the anemia under control.

Nuke the fleas.

Having the same problem. I have to get an affidavit of identity just to delete the account because ther is no way I'm giving them my ID.

They actually glow in the dark

Mine got so raggedy that my toe caught in the hem. Fell down a hill and tore a tendon in my foot.

I subconsciously assumed they were watermarks and just ignored them completely

If one half of a couple has IBS, a second bathroom is a necessity

I love shiny rocks. But diamonds are boring.

My husband recently said that I had a nice ass when I was younger, but currently it's "just something that happens to some women when they get older." I'm 40.

Except they're not even paying us enough to live anymore

They were probably eunuchs. Castration causes a delay in the fusion of the long bones in the legs, so they just keep growing.