My former roommate is an EMT and he spent 90% of his 48 hour shifts sleeping and playing video games.

Cheffery

The death cult got their Anti-Christ back! The rapture is back on schedule.

Because most of the non-fast food restaurants in my rural town are priced highly for the rich yuppies LARPing blue collar living.

accidentally

Then the cops arrest you for making "threats"

I would rather overreact and we all end up fine than underreact and watch my friends be imprisoned and/or executed.

I still see people talk about the pole vaulter's giant package ruining his vault. And the cat-dad pistol guy.

Probably the more expensive one.

Say hi to Jesse Ventura for me.

We ARE aware that alternate timeline Biff WAS Trump right?

Is it weird that the optimism of a Harris win is only making me more nervous about it?

I AM voting, by the way.