DoubleDongle

Retiarius, because cheap tricks are fun.

Problem is, it's not even funny anyway. Just a super basic version of the most tired stereotype in the public conscious. Ha ha Jew stingy. Okay.

Oh no, what the fuck is this?

PellMySmenis

What I've read sounds like a medical emergency. Not getting my hopes up though.

Hyper Beam. It'd probably be quick. Or maybe guillotine.

Shut down the greed, and the religious extremism will mysteriously fade away with it. Zealots are useful idiots for certain types of powerful bastard, and they are often led by scammers anyway. Churches that want to meddle in politics are easily corrupted.

The intense focus on looking like a tough guy in his ad had me wondering if he was kinda fake, but then he mentioned unions. Nobody who works for the robber barons talks about unions.

No love for Mall Wart in my heart, but locations where I can grab lunch, take a shit, and buy something I forgot to pack are definitely the better class of charge stop.

Absolutely not. More, if anything.

It's fine. Some people think it's gross, but it's harmless. I swim the red sea regularly. The worst thing that has ever happened was that I looked like I killed someone with my dick, but I think it's funny

You'd stay about the same, unless the gas you emit was substantially lighter or heavier than air. Methane should be lighter than air off the top of my head, but it's not the only gas in the mix, so it's hard to say without in-depth knowledge of the composition of farts, the subject's diet, and ambient air temperature too, since the fart is gonna be at body temp but the atmosphere won't.