Maybe it’s time to invest in a pair of glasses?

There was a time when I thought my house is a mess

Drama time 👏 and vegan drama no less. Always feels really nourishing

Fr, the worst is skull awareness when you raise your lip. I am this flesh? This physical mediocrity? It cannot be

Yeah and it is high quality and regularly inspected but if you bring random aliexpress chinesium scooter who knows what kinda shortcuts were used to get it under 300 dollars

I feel like I lose iq from reading this

Suits scheme how to avoid measly 50k$ when someone fucking died with their eyes bulging out of their skull out of asphyxiation. Shitting and pissing and kicking in terror. Maybe if they watched some proper recording of such scenario they would be less psychopathically detached from the situation

It’s like throwing all your garbage under the dirty bed and covering it with pretty blanket.

Yeah like what do you mean I can’t use this cable to charge my VR headset? It’s usb c? Oh but that one is somehow more powerful and the other is weakling with no marking whatsoever? Fuck off

I have one tiny white super powerful usb c cable and all the other are weaklings. Some refuse to transfer files

If I take one of those unmarked losers on a trip just grabbing some random usb c cable I will have a bad time

Analog clocks are kind of annoying tbh. Sometimes you need that little extra energy you have to spend on wondering whether it is 11:37 or 11:38 already by carefully visually bisecting the circle section between 7 and 8.
Millimetres of white space keep you wondering about the nature of analogue vs digital, discrete vs continuous and measurement uncertainty while you have better things to do but cannot just give up on OCDing whether it is exactly 11:37:30 already or maybe it is 11:37:35? And boom in these seconds you were wondering it is already pointless because it is the past and now it is time to wonder if it is 11:38:15 or 11:38:30

Whereas for digital it is just:
oh it is 11:11 on 11.11.11, how cool, life’s good

Thus it is my opinion that analogue clocks are virgins whereas digital are chads

I have some old accounts locked behind a name of first crush

It’s kind of poetic

Why catholics hate queers so much if Jesus was into drag?
Some questions history can’t answer.