EnsignWashout

if they want a document printed they just go out to some print shop.

In fairness, it can be expensive to stock the holy water necessary to fend off the demons that inhabit all printers.

I text my friends. I assume that everyone else just thinks I died.

The move between seeing “your brother in law took the kids to the zoo” to “your brother in law liked this trash article” was such a jarring transition.

It was awful.

"Oh, look. He's a little bit racist. Now I get to know that. Thanks Facebook."

Exactly! If I'm not clutching the mute button for dear life, an I really having a relaxing movie night?

Yes. It's been a few years since I countered a video game that didn't have separate volume sliders for dialog, for music, and for all others sounds.

I'll wait and see if they can add some AI to it. But if they can, I'll invest my entire life savings.

I see you subscribe to the Wolfwood school of pacifism: "I didn't kill anyone!"

Yes. Web apps existed before JavaScript.

Yes. That's what AI actually adds - plausible deniability.

“If Aramark can afford to pay you $18.7 million in compensation and provide nearly $100 million in dividends for your wealthy shareholders,” Sanders wrote to Zillmer, “it can afford to pay all of your workers a living wage and not threaten to take away their jobs and their income with faceless Mashgin touchscreen computers.”

Could just be a misclick. There are some weird and/or pathetic folks around here, but there's also just many with huge thumbs.

My estimate of the average "missed the upvote button and didn't notice" is maybe one in 40.

I agree with you in all but conclusion.

Three President's character does not deserve it's own fucking spin-off, but hey - when you have legendary voice actor Keith David, you gotta roll with it.