Except the British museum where you do have to go there to experience their culture of theivery

This motherfucker is actually older than a Galapagos tortoise. Also, when did they unpause him? I thought his OS froze and he was shuffled off to hospice.

This is 100% bullshit. My mom lit the toaster on fire doing this with pizza

Is there a git repo for it or do I have to redownload the whole thing to do an update?

Holy shit. It wasn’t until I just read those words that I figured out what they mean. I need to start reading more lyrics instead of just making sounds with my mouth

You forgot when the boot loader forgets where it placed your boot partition and you get to do a few rounds of bcdedit /h /s /gofuckyourself

The crazy thing is that you’ve been tricked into thinking piracy even is theft

Use a breathalyzer maybe? How can you charge someone with drunk driving if you have no proof they’re drunk?

Did you seriously just write that zoomers buying horse armor caused my groceries and rent to get more expensive

Are your eyes at the same level as the bottom of your nose? Are you Stevie from family guy?

Do people not know this? No ones heard of project echelon and the Five Eyes? Not to even mention the numerous other programs each of these countries have for monitoring. Every tech device you own monitors you and every cloud service has a back door.

So they were responsible for it