FlameBurningOrange

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[–] FlameBurningOrange@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Amen! But it is a shame that the bare minimum is uncommon enough that it's noteworthy.

Come on fellow fellas. If you are a decent human and you meet a lovely lady who vibes with you on an sexual level, they will, if they're into it, let you "disrespect" them with such enthusiasm πŸ˜‰

[–] FlameBurningOrange@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Please correct me if I'm wrong but, hypothetically if someone were to vandalise a Tesla to the point of it being written off, could the owner request that the insurance company replace it with a non-tesla car?

[–] FlameBurningOrange@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Here we go...

(fastens a black leather collar around your neck with a cute heart tag engraved with "Jade" in cursive font)

There we are, good girl (pats head), are you ready to do some tricks for me?

[–] FlameBurningOrange@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Good girl (pats head) now let's get you a collar and tag so you look like somebody owns you.

[–] FlameBurningOrange@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Will you be a good girl?

[–] FlameBurningOrange@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hi, that invite link has expired. Please can you send me a new one. Thank you 😊

[–] FlameBurningOrange@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's interesting you made that observation because both the penis and clitoris start development from the "gentile tubercle" on an embryo.

[–] FlameBurningOrange@lemmynsfw.com 33 points 1 year ago (8 children)

But surely everyone greets you by saying "Dr. Fossilesque, I presume?".

That alone has got to be worth the overqualification issues.

HOA? That's clearly the UK, we don't have HOAs here.