[-] IDew@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I see great satisfaction in super tight and tidy factory, but I really want to create a mess of a factory and actually make it work aha

[-] IDew@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago

He looks exactly as my cat!

Wait.. where is my cat

[-] IDew@lemm.ee 13 points 5 days ago
[-] IDew@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

You are making me drool..

[-] IDew@lemm.ee 151 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

There's probably higher quality pictures out there, but I figured this would work

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/nasa-internship-twitter-controversy

[-] IDew@lemm.ee 82 points 2 months ago

Unevolved marshmallow being cracked me up lol

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Update: I got banned from hexbear and grad lmao

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So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

[-] IDew@lemm.ee 80 points 3 months ago

I don't at all understand churches advertising.. Maybe because of my European ass? To my knowledge churches are not about profit? I get that you want to announce your service times and such, but put that in a small column in a newspaper for the ones interested or something lol

[-] IDew@lemm.ee 108 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

OS: neurolink

Phone: smasung galaxy s3

Browser: Firefox 78.3

Search engine: kagi trials

Location: on the desktop

Cookies: yummy

Send optional data to Microsoft:

[-] IDew@lemm.ee 69 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Waterfox was bought by an ad company.

Edit: According to this page it's no longer the case, though I still am not completely comfortable with it.

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[-] IDew@lemm.ee 173 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Even though it doesn't apply for me (praise Freetube and Grayjay!) I'd rather waste 5 second looking at black than any ad ever

[-] IDew@lemm.ee 97 points 1 year ago

They probably yoinked it from 4download (for free) and are trying to resell it. A disgrace for these seas😤

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