Only if you ask me to.

The one I really want to find was the first every porn I saw, presented by my friend who had just been given a CD full of short vids.

It was three women, with one laying prone facing away from the camera, which was focused on her ass and vagina. The other two were playing with her, one was slowly pushing some sort of hollow-looking dildo into her ass and pulling it out again. During the video, you can slowly see the middle woman's vaginal lips swell with blood and part as she became more aroused.

It looks more like two kidneys to me.

I remember the chair leg. It was obviously gross and dirty though. Door knobs and the round balls on top of bed posts (not the ceiling height kind, but the waist levels) were also fair game.

Haha, no! I've always followed the pre-social-media-selling-our-info advice of no real names, and definitely no pictures. In person meetings or bust!

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and bust? Hmm, decisions.

If you can stomach going back to reddit, or using one of the front-ends that still work, the old bad dragon subreddit had a list of dozens or hundreds of manufacturers. Pick one that looks enticing, is a size you can like, and that has good reviews so you know you're not buying poor quality.