Imadethis

joined 2 years ago
[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

For when you need the dogs to sleep with you but not fight with the cats.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

I think the AI forgot the nipples. Or somehow the nearly sheer pantie/waist material is not so sheer in the brassiere and matches skin tone perfectly.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 month ago

I don't know what the url is, but I remember as a wee child exploring the internet before pictures were quick to load, and the text was all we had, finding a story about a wife discovering her husband sexting with another woman. They proceeded to surprise him, and yes, a strap-on was pulled from a bag. The only phrase from the story that I can recall was him describing it as a telephone pole being shoved up his ass.

...I've never been able to find it again. If you find such a thing, don't ever let it escape you.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 months ago

Porn, and drawn porn especially, way overdoes precum. In my limited experience, I've never had a guy even have precum.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 months ago

I'll take some of those. I bet some will even be happy with just one.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 months ago

Oh my lord, how I would love to get that down my gullet.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 months ago

Poor guy. He never stood a chance against the super bra! I think the best part of the clip is her laughing and then getting right back to him.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 3 months ago

Fuck my christian upbringing, but would you mind fucking me at the same time?

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 months ago

The tight ass upbringing is probably half the equation for his white 'friend.'

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 months ago

My insulin pump, as an example, violates 1, 2, and 8, for sure. You know what I do with it BECAUSE of that? I ignore most of its warnings. Following all the rules would probably make me care more.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sex ed is gonna be real spicy.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

how I became an absolute master of giving HJs

It's too bad that we can't have positive reinforcement for (beginning the introduction to) most sex acts. I like giving head because I love seeing my partner's eyes roll backwards. It seems like there's so much taboo that gets us excited and eager to try something, when we should all just be trialing to see what everyone likes.

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