Oh no, not our precious neolib governments :((

If you're asking for an android file manager app with a gui that will connect to sshfs, solid explorer does what you need but it isn't foss.

Something like this should work on linux or mac. On windows you'll probably need to use wsl or convert it to powershell if you can't install the dependencies natively. The script requires bash, unrar, and find.

#!/usr/bin/env bash
while read -r rarfile; do
  while read -r password; do
    if unrar t -p"$password" "$rarfile" >/dev/null 2>&1; then
      echo "$rarfile $password"
      break
    fi
    echo "$rarfile password not found"
  done < /path/to/passwords.list
done < <(find /path/to/rars -type f -iname '*.rar')

The poor lad just wanted to kill people in peace. Who could have known that he'd eventually be the one getting killed.

If you have a homelab or vps you could try rolling your own with https://hub.docker.com/r/onerahmet/openai-whisper-asr-webservice for the transcription and a foss Tasker alternative for retreiving the voicemail when your dialler app posts a voicemail notification. If you don't have the capability to selfhost whisper, you'd probably have to sacrifice the illusion of privacy (your mobile carrier will always have access to any calls made over their network) and use a transcription service from google/microsoft/openai.

Asterisk https://www.asterisk.org/ might be worth a look too (i.e. selfhost your voicemails)

This is going to blow your mind, but some people are women and some people are gay. Wild.

LibreTube is probably what you want. There's no g**gle sign-in in third party yt clients though (vanced only has it bc it patches the official client) so you'll need to export and import your subscriptions https://github.com/libre-tube/LibreTube

Assuming Linux with SystemD,

sudo systemctl edit docker
[Unit]
RequiresMountsFor=/path/to/external/volume

You can use a SATA caddy with its own power supply if your basic USB adaptor isn't able to draw enough.