Yeah well if you ignore and ridicule young men asking for help this is what you get

To the surprise of absolutely fucking no one

I mean they're only weird because we're not used to them, giraffes, narwals and sea-urchins are pretty weird as well.

Not to mention something like the platypus

Thankfully I don't live with chronic pain, but living with tinnitus has a very similar cycle

Unrelated but this is literally the first time in my life I've seen an actual 9-5 job, I only ever see 8-5 or 9-6

Guess it's never too late to put these fuckers up against a wall

Fuck them for removing the headphone jack, it makes no sense at all

I can't believe people this fucking stupid just walk around out there

Their mom buys it for them

"When will the greed stop?"

Never

Just call it what it is: bribing power

"Well intentioned" my pasty white ass it's well intentioned, they know exactly what they are doing. Fuck these people