Sleep more.

That's the joke.

Jane Street Capital lost like $100m 8 years ago assuming this would happen and it didn't.

I've started reading the somewhat expansive Cosmere universe of books by Brandon Sanderson.

I like actually reading, but there is a LOT to get through, so I'm reading the series (a couple trilogies, a series of 5 books) in actual print, and listening to the standalone novels in the universe on audio.

It's actually been a nice day to keep moving through all the different overlapping character lines. One particular character, who I'll call H, spans the various worlds and stories often. It's fun reading something about H in one book and then hearing him as the narrator or showing up as a character in the audio book I'm listening to later.

"You're too hard to hug."

I'm a muscular dude. This was a complaint from a woman I knew. It was not a compliment, she genuinely refused to hug me when we greeted each other.

To take your question slightly more seriously: Victoria's Secret is a brand that mostly exists for men to ogle the female models.

So... Calvin Klein, maybe? Not quite the same number of women ogling the male underwear models but, seems as close as we will get.

You are here every week posting this exact same shit. People have tried to help you and give you real advice. You don't want help, you want attention. The Internet isn't your therapist and you don't want to listen anyways. Stop wasting everyone's time.

Software Engineer:

Make a junk email for junk signups and accounts, if you can. Don't accept the cookies. If the product you're using is free, the information you enter is what's being sold to someone else.

Ctrl+Shift+T reopens the tab you just accidentally closed.

realtimecolors.com

Live testing color palettes and fonts for web design. Made by a designer who's really great, she runs a YouTube channel and made the site for free use by anyone.

Blows my mind how this isn't just the most cut and dry logical answer ever.

Is the president immune from prosecution under the law? No. No one is. That's the point of the laws. If a leader is fully immune they are a dictator.

And fuck it, even if you're insane and think Trump would be a good King of the US, if this gets passed than there's no precedent stopping Biden saying at the end of his term "no, I'm staying, screw you". That is terrible regardless of your political standing.

This is some ultimate scumbaggery.

"Zelensky follows the laws in the Ukraine Constitution while the country continues to be at war"

• FTFY, dickbag headline writer