I'm pretty sure all of those are real headlines (came across a completely 'shopped NYT headline and writer on X lately - take this as a reminder!) - the last one is real, at least: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2023/12/inflation-prices-buying-habits/676191/
INFLATION IS YOUR FAULT If people are so mad about high prices, why do they keep buying so many expensive things?
By Annie Lowrey
A network and regime such as "Wall Street" is most definitely not historically or contemporarily known to commit crimes. They defintiely aren't habitual offenders. No way.
/s just in case.