Christopher Nolan hasn't made a truly good movie since The Prestige. Everything since then has been too long, too convoluted, and/or too loud (or in the case of Oppenheimer, not loud enough).

It's like getting a meme for nothing and the comments for free.

He had the fish removed from Picard's ready room and he killed that fish in his office on Mars. He must really hate fish.

When the drive-thru is that backed up it's often faster to just park in the lot and order inside.

Clearly you're not a choosy mom.

Honestly I wouldn't miss mosquitoes (at least the ones that bite humans).

"Call waiter" is also grade school "Pick me, I know the answer!"

Dear [redacted]

Please stop boasting that you are powertool (?) powerful (?) powlfeel (?) powestu! (?) poweltu (?)

Merry/Happy Christmas and a happy new year

From [redacted]

If this was a game of Risk this would be the time to be piling up all your pieces in Alaska.

Netflix's product isn't really all that good anymore either.

HR Jeff is the guy that insists that at least one of the office pizzas has some shit ingredient on it that most (if not all) of the rest of the office hates. But when the pizzas finally show up, he doesn't eat that claiming that he didn't see it or he forgot about it. Then when you go back for seconds, the only thing left is the pizza with some vile topping on it.

Fuck Jeff.

The future could be a Mad Max-esque hellscape so while the people of the future may not look back on us fondly, they will look back on us enviously.