Why not Zoidberg?

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H O N K

"Okay honey get inside the cuck fridge"

Bashir: "They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle."

Garak: "Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which, no doubt, did serious damage to their egos."

You couldn't make Gone With the Wind today because everyone in it has died

A man did this in London in 1810, but with everything - chimney sweeps, piano deliveries, priests, lawyers, coal carts, doctors, undertakers, the archbishop of Canterbury...

It brought the whole area to a standstill and the guy won a guinea in a bet and ran away to the countryside

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berners_Street_hoax

"Sexual" in this context just means relating to different sexes, it's not saying they're doing it to be sexually appealing (I hope at least)

If not friend why friend shaped??

Maybe my little DIY walnut cased ESP32 universal remote

This does not spark joy