The FEMA “bankrupted itself to give ‘illegals’ money while denying citizens’ valid requests” bullshit is penetrating. It’s obviously bullshit, but it needs to be countered.
John Bolton, famous war enjoyer
That should be Bolton's epitaph. It's still wild to think he was one of the sanest voices in the Trump administration, especially when he was one of the craziest in the Bush administration.
MAGAt 1: How could a woman speak so intelligently and run circles around Trump? It's almost like our entire view of women as lesser than men on every level is somehow wron-
MAGAt 2: A MAN TOLD HER WHAT TO SAY WITH MAGIC EARRINGS
MAGAt 1: Praise Republican Jesus! You figured it out!
Fire Hydrant Turns Rolling Dumpster into Dumpster Fire
"Look, if I start denouncing Nazis and Holocaust deniers, I'm going to run out of friends very quickly. At this point, they're the only people who even like me. I mean, maybe some other people like me. Have the alt-right incels gotten over the crossdressing and mascara yet?"
“When I worked for Peter Thiel in Silicon Valley, our health program included blood transfusions from teenagers to keep us young. Does your company have something similar?”
Just a not weird family drive through the country. Seriously though, I'm betting the Harris campaign is sitting on several more of these stories that will roll out over the next couple months.
I'm also wondering where his collection is right now. If he's being investigated for a federal crime, there may be a search warrant in the works.
“I noticed a really nice couch in your reception area. Is that for… everybody?”
I’m eating this onion willingly. That shit probably happened unless proven otherwise.
We are glad to welcome to the family our new bundle of joy, Fsixteen Fuckputin.
LBJ: Let's spread a rumor that he's a pigfucker.
Aide: But he never fucked a pig...
LBJ: I know. I just want to hear him deny it.
N0body
joined 4 months ago
Reading that just broke my hip.