I managed to plug the 4pin CPU_POWER cable into two corresponding ports. As in 2 pins from one port and two from the other, since they make up an 8pin port.
Surprisingly it was working but crashing randomly every half an hour.
These ports are shaped so that this is impossible, but I managed to do it anyway.
My pet peeve is when it updates and instead of letting me go on my way, it opens the stupid "Firefox has updated" tab.
Nobody asked, just duck off, shut up.