PaulDrye

I'm really thinking that this combination is the norm?

** NEVER emanates from a giant clam **

Snorkmaiden using my go-to social strategy.

WELL PIRATES ARE MANLY

Kind of. "Shore pirates" -- wreckers were people who would put up false beacon lights so that ships would crash on the rocks and be looted.

Professor is a horror movie fan and knows how this is going to go.

Unhungry Unhungry Hippos

I am HERE for Moomin Family Robinson!

Professor knows that if you always expect the worst you'll never be surprised.

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A "kilowat" is the amount of "wat?" I had when I read this.