Pinto23

joined 2 years ago
[–] Pinto23@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Apply directly to the forehead

[–] Pinto23@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Well, I've canceled everything. Even amazon prime. All I had left was youtube premium and prime. Canceled both this month. Premium stops in a few days and prime will finish out the year. I canceled Netflix something kike 2 years now. I'm back to being a pirate at this point.

[–] Pinto23@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Bitcoin, gme stock. Start buying now and don't stop until rich.

[–] Pinto23@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

Honestly, I wish my 5 pro screen was this way. I got sausage fingers and use the calculator app on my 5 pro everyday at work.

[–] Pinto23@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Warning: masturbating may cause post nut clarity. Viewer discretion is advised.

[–] Pinto23@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just set the shower to massage setting and then point the end at my asshole.

[–] Pinto23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Work in a chemical factory making soap. I'm a supervisor for a night shift. Been working factory since high school.

[–] Pinto23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I pay 12.99 and that was my max :( Gonna be hard pressed to cancel the subscription. Guess I'm going to learn how to use those workarounds and just save the 12.99. Well now 13.99 starting in September

[–] Pinto23@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I was stoned off my ass like I am now

[–] Pinto23@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (8 children)

I poop like 3 times a day or more. Almost always about 30 minutes after I eat. I poop when I wake up. I'll poop 1 or two times at work. I'll poop usually about an hour before bed. I poop when I walk around walmart

I poop a lot

I literally just got done pooping

[–] Pinto23@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Goooooooo Brownsssss

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