[-] Pinto23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Apply directly to the forehead

[-] Pinto23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Well, I've canceled everything. Even amazon prime. All I had left was youtube premium and prime. Canceled both this month. Premium stops in a few days and prime will finish out the year. I canceled Netflix something kike 2 years now. I'm back to being a pirate at this point.

[-] Pinto23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Bitcoin, gme stock. Start buying now and don't stop until rich.

[-] Pinto23@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Warning: masturbating may cause post nut clarity. Viewer discretion is advised.

[-] Pinto23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I just set the shower to massage setting and then point the end at my asshole.

[-] Pinto23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I was stoned off my ass like I am now

[-] Pinto23@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I poop like 3 times a day or more. Almost always about 30 minutes after I eat. I poop when I wake up. I'll poop 1 or two times at work. I'll poop usually about an hour before bed. I poop when I walk around walmart

I poop a lot

I literally just got done pooping

[-] Pinto23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Wait until next summer!

[-] Pinto23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Bought 220k house for my mom to live with me. She passed away 2 months after I had signed. Old place was paid off. Still got the old place. Day dream all the time about selling the new place and getting out of it without putting money in.

Old place is way ran down, a crap ton smaller, but I don't owe anything on it.

[-] Pinto23@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Always was

(••) (••)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

[-] Pinto23@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

There are still 3rd party apps?

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