[-] Platypus 1 points 6 hours ago
[-] Platypus 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Porn (sometimes hentai), mostly YouTube and here (used to do Reddit until they banned me for their stupid rules).

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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Platypus to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

I don't have much, but I REALLY love my bomber jacket that I bought a year ago, looks good and makes me look good, I think.

Edit: after 2 edits that title still needs adjustments...

[-] Platypus 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No, we have a plastic tree but my mother didn't wanted to put it since everyone is busy working.

[-] Platypus 1 points 2 days ago

Unfortunately I can't live alone I'm dependent of my family and I don't handle stuff well, plus I don't have money

[-] Platypus 1 points 2 days ago

I've never held dumped since I've never been in a relationship.

[-] Platypus 10 points 2 days ago

I'll stay at home, I don't have money, can't drive and the day before I'm tired from work, I'll fall asleep

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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Platypus to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

I'm at a point of my life that I would rather erase those festivities, they make me fall into a sad mood, especially new years, another reminder that yet another year has ended and that my life still unremarkable dull, lonely, without love and poor.

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Bit of sadness is getting me again (self.casualconversation)
submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by Platypus to c/casualconversation@lemm.ee

The temporary job I have currently is depressing but I don't have any other options, I don't have studies or preparation of any kind and I'm not a kid anymore, anti social and poor to getting out of this...

I was trying to get my driving license but I was thinking on giving up on that, the teacher is kind of an asshole and I dread the lessons, after so many I don't see progress... I'm only still going because starting from zero means hundreds of euro wasted, starting from 0 means another investment. I wish I wouldn't had started them, but I was being pressured by my family due being unemployed.

I have to go to work again tonight in an hour, night shift... I almost wanna get fired.

I apologise if my post is a downer, but this is basically the state of my life.

[-] Platypus 1 points 3 days ago

You already are

[-] Platypus 2 points 4 days ago

Christmas Movie 2: Xmas Harder

[-] Platypus 1 points 4 days ago
[-] Platypus 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

That's not the only reason, it literally is about a family man trying to reconcile with his family for Xmas, there's a Grinch trying to ruin the party, a Xmas miracle, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. It's Christmas Theo.

[-] Platypus 6 points 4 days ago

Bruce is senile, can't be trusted

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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by Platypus to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Yippee Kay Yay... (The only movie that doesn't depresses me in Xmas)

[-] Platypus 14 points 6 days ago

Jobs was such a piece of shit, anything positive he said I just can't digest it. Fuck that guy.

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submitted 1 week ago by Platypus to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Maybe it's the flu I'm having but I had a funny "YouTube comment" on a Harry potter video, on my head and when I came up with it I giggle for a good 30 seconds, my torax started hurting (again due the flu)... Ouch

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submitted 1 week ago by Platypus to c/casualconversation@lemm.ee

I dunno what else to add. Everything sucks

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Platypus to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Rules: just pick 1 and explain why.

I've been playing since the NES and despite being from a low income family I had the luck of being able to play and own many consoles over the 3 decades of my life, plus some pc.

If you ask me right now? Resident Evil 4 (2005).

A before and after in gaming, to this day still extremely fun to play even for casuals but 20 years ago it was THE masterpiece. And everyone took notice of it, everyone played it, even players that didn't cared about resident evil. The gameplay was so good that it got photocopied by everyone right after in the action genre.

Arguably the last big innovator in videogames minus Minecraft and... PUBG (Fortnite did it better I know).

Try to NOT pick your favourite game, that's a different thing.

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Platypus to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Or the one you love the most? My mom lentils with rice, potatoes and bacon are 💣

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submitted 3 weeks ago by Platypus to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Obviously this is for both, men and women, you know, the song "if I was a rich man" and i saw the meme with...

sigh just answer the question

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by Platypus to c/casualconversation@lemm.ee

Sometimes I forget this happened, but it was so long ago, I copied this from a comment I made, but edited it a bit more here...

2003 - 2004?

Middle school or early high school (I don't understand well your USA system), one girl asked me to be her bf (maybe as a joke idk, her 2 friends were with her and basically told her to speak to me), i literally did a 180 and said bye, just wasn't into those things yet, only cared about watching Digimon and stuff. Typical nerd with thick glasses.

I always considered her physically unattractive but she was mostly a sweet heart with everyone, soft spoken, her mom was a religion teacher at our school.

Anyways, next year, hormones were doing its job I guess, she looked the same ugly duckling to me, but she also... I dunno, like something was calling me towards her. Funnily enough we got closer and for a short while became friends (since we got paired to do homework and stuff together a couple of times at school) and I though many years later, even to this day "man, I should've said yes, even if it was a prank or a short thing".

She became the girlfriend of the only "jock" (for you Americans) of the class about 3 months after my "rejection".

And that pretty much is my only type of relationship with the other sex. Never felt in love or got into a relationship. Even if the whole thing was a cruel prank to make fun of me, that would've been better than not experiencing anything and still dateless to this day. Especially since as a kid you don't need money, dress well, speak well or a car to really start dating (especially in a poor country like mine), meanwhile as an adult in mid 30s, in Europe is basically mandatory plus having great social skills.

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submitted 3 weeks ago by Platypus to c/anime@lemmy.ml

Had to re-upload the video and edit some audio... And yet YouTube still blocked it 😒

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A blue sky for once (lemmings.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by Platypus to c/casualconversation@lemm.ee

Not bad for a view in front of a McDonald's

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