[-] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 98 points 2 days ago

Someone once told me that the Mug root beer mascot looks like a right-wing boomer’s fursona, and now I can’t unsee it.

[-] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It’s a well established fact that Nightwing has the nicest ass in comics.

P.S. The best thing about being bi is being able to lust after Nightwing’s and Raven’s asses. 🤤

[-] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 65 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yup, making them related without removing any of the subtext. So they went from being lesbians to being incestuous lesbians.

[-] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

The kind of code an idiot would put on their luggage.

[-] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That’s been your thing since 3e, ya damn whippersnappers! 👴-old Wizards

[-] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 111 points 10 months ago

I’ve best heard it described as “a rogue and a bard who can only seem to roll Nat 20s and Nat 1s”.

[-] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

From a post on the forums for Order of the Stick:

“Calling a wizard a sorcerer is like telling a college graduate that they only passed because they were naturally gifted.”

“Calling a wizard a warlock is like telling a college graduate that they only passed because they gave the dean a BJ behind the Arby’s.”

[-] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 89 points 1 year ago

At this point, it’s just easier to assume that anytime you see four panels in a 2x2 box, it’s loss.

[-] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine keeps its pricks on the outside.

[-] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 80 points 1 year ago

I mean, yeah. Like ninety percent of Batman’s rogues gallery are just mob bosses with a gimmick. He’s a street level superhero, that’s about how much you can reasonably take on when your superpowers are martial arts and money.

[-] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

The smoke cloud resembles the Mandelbrot Set, one of the more famous fractals.

[-] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Let’s also add on that humans used a tactic called “persistence hunting”, in which you follow after some animal at a brisk pace startling it every time it tries to rest. With nothing more than sweat glands, pointy sticks and ridiculous endurance, we marathon jogged some species to extinction!

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