Ok boomer.

For people who might not know this: lactase enzyme pills exist

Girls absolutely don't do that /s

It's just valid criticism, calm down.

For anyone who is concerned, that's covered under the feminism warranty. Any masculinity that breaks while sitting on the toilet is compensated with a free voucher to revisit what masculinity means today and why it is perceived as demeaning to do stereotypically feminine things.

What about the healing powers of enjoying yourself with a hobby like collecting a bunch of minerals and just looking at them?

Surely, having a hobby can improve some people's mental health.

I don't understand the facepalm. The pyramids didn't build themselves, they are where they are because they are where civilization was. Have you seen the rest of Egypt? Not sure where you'd expect people to settle if not on the Nile and it's flood plains, and not sure where you'd expect modern day Egyptians to move to.

Edit: good catch, I forgot that's proven false now (see below)

Sp3 hybridization orbitals are definitely a mental illness

I get the sentiment and that is sarcasm and all, but this could still be hurtful to some people. Let's grow past dick size humor because I know that lemmings are better than that.

All cops are beans

Please do not the beans.

This is where it ends right?